12.04.2010

GAME NIGHT INVITE TRANSCRIPT

Jacinda November 29 at 3:28pm
Game night
My house
Wed at 9


Shannon Griffith November 29 at 3:32pm
:( i wish i could but i'll be working. thanks for the invite xox


Lauren Fay November 29 at 3:33pm
yay it's been so long! and i don't have work :) alexis can i ride wichoo babygurl?


Dominoe Alessandra Farris-Gilbert November 29 at 3:36pm
im going to the echo tonight :(


Jacinda November 29 at 3:36pm
thats great. cuz im talking about wed


Toño Diaz November 29 at 3:39pm
Ha! Cinda...you took the words straight out of my mouth. Dumb dominoe! Muaahahahahaha!! I should be good to go.
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Dominoe Alessandra Farris-Gilbert November 29 at 3:45pm
it would help if i maybe read the initial message. Jose.... you are dumb!! jk. love you. mac and cheese at stories later?



Richie Molyneux November 29 at 3:48pm
Dominoe, I don't know if you'll ever live this one down. You might have to move to Silverlake and start a whole new life.
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Ilyse Kaplan November 29 at 3:49pm
In!
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Dominoe Alessandra Farris-Gilbert November 29 at 3:51pm
Sign me up. Silverlake=upgrade! And im sick of all your ugly mugs anyways... so there!


Neal Cohen November 29 at 3:53pm
Slake can sluck it
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Richie Molyneux November 29 at 3:55pm
I'm there too :) nooooo don't leave me Dom!!!
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Toño Diaz November 29 at 4:02pm
http://slake.la/

Dang neal, they're just trying something. Dominoe I'd miss you more if those cheese-stuffed burgers were more of a regular thing. Don't get me wrong, I'm fond...but as it stands, I'd cope with your loss fairly quickly. (PS stories later. Duh.)
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Cassondra Carper November 29 at 4:03pm
i have a date that night :/ eh, whatever- he'd surely let me down anyway!!


Toño Diaz November 29 at 4:04pm
http://slake.la/

Dang neal, they're just trying something. Dominoe I'd miss you more if those cheese-stuffed burgers were more of a regular thing. Don't get me wrong, I'm fond...but as it stands, I'd cope with your loss fairly quickly. (PS stories later. Duh.)
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Nicki Stewart November 29 at 4:17pm
Mmmmm' kay!


Lauren Fay November 29 at 4:21pm
how come there's no "like" button for messages?


Cassondra Carper November 29 at 4:21pm
g-g-got it the-the f-f-first time el tono.


Toño Diaz November 29 at 4:29pm
I just wanted to reinforce my point. Cassondra, you better cancel your date for this. Preview date:
"Hi....so...what's up...oh cool....I like the summer more...but I guess its nice."

Preview game night:
"Baywatch.....BABES!!! *drink*laugh*drink"
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James Saunders November 29 at 5:31pm
I would like to attend.



Brandon Kennedy November 29 at 5:33pm
I'm in!


Julianna Lacoste November 29 at 5:37pm
gonna have to skip it.


Alexis Walker November 29 at 6:21pm
" uh..its like.. umm i love it! "- feather
".....oookkkkaayyy.... uhh.. okay.., wait I got it" - ilyse
DUH!
of course ill make it! and yes feather ill pick up. Dominoe DON'T EVER LEAVE ME!


Lauren Fay November 29 at 6:23pm
"oh my god i love them they're my favorite, they're really saucy!!"
i call being on brandon's team. not gonna lie, we kicked ass last time.


Dominoe Alessandra Farris-Gilbert November 29 at 6:48pm]
I'm on lauren and brandon's team!
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Alexis Walker November 29 at 7:26pm
dominoe. You ARE DEAD to me. What happened to team awesome.??? just because we have lost every game but 1!?
this is outrageous. You give up so easy!



Alexis Walker November 29 at 7:26pm
feather i mite not be able to pick you up, it all depends on if i have to make a quick stop at my friends bday. soo... ill keep you posted. xx


James Saunders November 29 at 7:27pm
I'll be on my own team with smirnoff.


Neal Cohen November 29 at 7:33pm
Feather I can pick you up cuz I am definitely going and IN IT TO WIN IT.


Lauren Fay November 29 at 7:46pm
cool. and also i call neal on the BF team (brandon+feather).
bestiessss


Eric Courtney November 29 at 9:42pm
I'm also game for this!


Eric Courtney November 29 at 9:44pm
Also, as Brandon has experienced, I'm shitty at certain games.


Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 29 at 11:59pm
im game...


Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 30 at 12:00am
(get it)


Benjamin Font November 30 at 12:00am
Kenneth - can I catch a ride with you?


Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 30 at 12:00am
no


Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 30 at 12:00am
did you get my joke?


Benjamin Font November 30 at 12:01am
What joke? So I can actually get a ride then?


Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 30 at 12:03am
I'm game - game-night. Idiot.


Benjamin Font November 30 at 12:06am
Oh, I get it now. But speaking of idiots, I'd like to take this opportunity to talk about my first full length novel, "The Good Life of a Holy Idiot." It's available for purchase at stores.lulu.com/benjaminfont - you'll find the link below. (pg 301 has received especially good response)

The Poor House: Benjamin Font - Lulu.com
stores.lulu.com
SONGS: I CAN’T SING is a collection of short works by the author whose writing style has been described as “raw, honest, [and] incantatory in a way that gets [the] blood moving”(Justin Hocking, IPRC, Portland). It includes additional contributions by his brother, BRANDON FONT, along with their coll


Neal Cohen November 30 at 12:09am
Cool segue, bro
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Toño Diaz November 30 at 12:11am
Dearest benjamin font and kenneth quinn brown iv (whom I don't know) according to my resources, you two live about 5 steps from each other. Now, benjamin...I know that you have no concept of what a cell phone can do, because you don't have one, but nowadays, they can do everything short of delivering a baby....that includes receiving every fucking notification from facebook....so if you two would kindly cease being lazy fucks and raise your voices about one octave, you can spare me from throwing this fuckin blackberry to an innocent bystander!! Godspeed.
Jose.

P.s. - I'm 'game' for wed too...
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Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 30 at 12:14am
Hey everyone,

Checkout Kyle's novel, "THE DOGS COME OUT WHEN YOU'RE GONE"

It's available for purchase at stores.lulu.com/benjaminfont

<<<<>>>>

IT'S RAD!!!!!

The Poor House: Benjamin Font - Lulu.com
stores.lulu.com
SONGS: I CAN’T SING is a collection of short works by the author whose writing style has been described as “raw, honest, [and] incantatory in a way that gets [the] blood moving”(Justin Hocking, IPRC, Portland). It includes additional contributions by his brother, BRANDON FONT, along with their coll


Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 30 at 12:14am
Alexis - This is your job.

Jacinda November 30 at 12:17am
thank you jose for speaking wisdom. love you. also kenneth and kyle, im glad ur coming. everyone else, its cold as shit in my house so bring warm clothes and alcohol. cant wait to see you all. love mamabear
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Benjamin Font November 30 at 12:20am
Dear Mr. Diaz,

I understand completely.

With love,
Me.

(find more love by purchasing my newest novel, "I Am No One - an imaginary memoir," at the link below!!!!!!)

benjaminfont on Etsy
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I Am No One - an imaginary...


Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 30 at 12:39am
Hey Tono, you're being a real grump man.

check it everyone, The good life of a holy idiot.

The Poor House: Benjamin Font - Lulu.com
stores.lulu.com
SONGS: I CAN’T SING is a collection of short works by the author whose writing style has been described as “raw, honest, [and] incantatory in a way that gets [the] blood moving”(Justin Hocking, IPRC, Portland). It includes additional contributions by his brother, BRANDON FONT, along with their coll


Toño Diaz November 30 at 12:52am
Dear Mr. Kenneth Quinn Brown IV,

One would assume from your banter with Mr. Benjamin Font that you would understand sarcasm (its happening again...now) but my apologies. As I understand from Alexis Walker, you are quite a standup, hilarious gentleman. I apologize for seeming grumpiness and I look forward to getting another phone, one that doesn't have Facebook on it...as that was the original point of the message. Now feel free to continue the banter....there is nothing but love here. Laaaaater haaaaters.

I'll try and buy all the Ben Font books when I can afford more than a meal.
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Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 30 at 12:57am
Gamenight. You vs me

It's on.
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Toño Diaz November 30 at 1:02am
OR we join forces, bet people money, and decimate everyone...just sayin.
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Dominoe Alessandra Farris-Gilbert November 30 at 3:28am
If i could bottle up this conversation and sell it for money, i would be rolling in it. Thank u friends for entertaining me.


Benjamin Font November 30 at 3:38am
Dominoe, go to bed. Need a bedtime story? Check this out:

The Poor House: Benjamin Font - Lulu.com
stores.lulu.com
SONGS: I CAN’T SING is a collection of short works by the author whose writing style has been described as “raw, honest, [and] incantatory in a way that gets [the] blood moving”(Justin Hocking, IPRC, Portland). It includes additional contributions by his brother, BRANDON FONT, along with their coll


Toño Diaz November 30 at 3:44am
My ass is still up too...watching The Steve Harvey show and eating Hot Cheetos...fuck my life. Dominoe you rock!!

(p.s.- kyle, my rant earlier was a total joke, in case you still haven't caught on...love you)
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Benjamin Font November 30 at 3:47am
Steve Harvey RIP - or was that not him that passed?

( c==3 )


Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 30 at 3:49am
it was bernie mac you racist.


Toño Diaz November 30 at 3:52am
Hmm, that's my next tattoo.

And Steve Harvey better not have died. Leslie Nielsen just died, but he's white.
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Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 30 at 3:52am
cinda you should really slap him for that one, again.

speaking of bernie mac:

sex/absurd is available now! check it out!!!

The Poor House: Benjamin Font - Lulu.com
stores.lulu.com
SONGS: I CAN’T SING is a collection of short works by the author whose writing style has been described as “raw, honest, [and] incantatory in a way that gets [the] blood moving”(Justin Hocking, IPRC, Portland). It includes additional contributions by his brother, BRANDON FONT, along with their coll


Neal Cohen November 30 at 8:03am
I'm really excited about Benjamin Font's next book, Game Night Invite Transcript. They say it's his best work to date.

You can pre-order it here:


Jenna Noel Frazier November 30 at 9:07am
Tono-- hot cheetos are the best. Can I be on your team?


Richie Molyneux November 30 at 10:14am
Everyone bring a bunch of dollar bills, I know a few fun games that involve me winning all your money.
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Jacinda November 30 at 1:13pm
Im really excited about Game Night Invite Transcript as well. I feel that the characters are well developed while still being mysterious. It is Benjamin's best piece, except page 301.
And I own the rights to this one.


Lauren Fay November 30 at 1:43pm
i appreciate all the messages left past 3 am


Neal Cohen November 30 at 2:58pm
Exciting news! Benjamin Font's book Game Night Invite Transcript, which hasn't even hit stores yet, has already been optioned by a major studio, and rumor has it that Ryan Gosling is in talks to play the ornery and enigmatic Kenneth Quinn Brown. Kristen Stewart's representatives would not confirm that she has expressed interested in the role of the free-spirited "Feather".
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Lauren Fay November 30 at 3:31pm
my spirit aint free. that shit costs five dolla at least


Neal Cohen November 30 at 4:23pm
Ahh, so that's why Richie wanted us to bring those bills
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Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 30 at 4:28pm
Shut up! All this buzzzing is waking me up!!!!
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Toño Diaz November 30 at 4:34pm
Kenneth looks like we've come full circle.
P.S.- you're being a real grump.

Jenna we can gladly join forces on the hot cheeto team.

EVERYONE come to Neal's movie screening tonight (it is happening right?) AND BUY BENJAMIN FONT'S BOOKS...they make great Christmas presents.
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James Saunders November 30 at 4:38pm
I feel like I need to back away slowly.


Benjamin Font November 30 at 4:40pm
Dear Mr. Diaz, again,

I would like to extend a very warm thanks in regards to the promoting of my books. I would also like to point out that you were spot on in saying, "they make great Christmas presents."

And dear Mr. Cohen(who by the name is clearly not concerned with Christmas presents, trees, carols, or any other thing having to do with Christmas),

It is with great satisfaction that I relay this message to you: Kristin Stewart WILL NOT be playing the role of the five dollar spirited, "Feather." I have chosen to take on that roll myself, and the studio is already on board with this decision. Please relay this information to everyone you know.

Thanks,


Benjamin Font November 30 at 4:43pm
P.S., as concerning a recent comment made by one James Saunders.

Facebook does not all you to remove yourself from these threads, as I have firsthand knowledge in attempting to do so and failing. Best of luck backing away slowly!


Benjamin Font November 30 at 4:45pm
A correction to the previous message****

There was a misprint in the message sent by Benjamin Font at 4.43pm, 30 November 2010. "Facebook does not allow you to remove yourself...," was shown as "Facebook does not all you to remove yourself...." My apologies for any confusion that may have resulted due to this mistake.


Ilyse Kaplan November 30 at 4:47pm
That Font guy is real full of himself. Casting HIMSELF as the coveted role for "5 dollar Feather"? Outrageous, truly outrageous.
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Benjamin Font November 30 at 4:52pm
There's no story without the writer, and there's no movie without the story. I can afford to make demands.


Toño Diaz November 30 at 4:54pm
Dear Mr. Font,

In reference to the original message sent by Benjamin Font at 4:43pm, 30 November 2010 and his correction, sent at 4:45pm of the same date, all referring to Mr. James Saunders comment, I am fairly certain that you are in fact allowed to remove yourself from the message thread by simply deleting the message from your inbox.

I would submit this theory to further testing myself, but have been enjoying these comments way too much to even attempt proving myself wrong. Too bad game night is tomorrow....we could probably keep this thread going for another month or two.

Sooo, come Thursday, be sure to follow Benjamin Font on twitter: http://twitter.com/benjaminfont
and stay updated on the latest from the greatest!


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The American Haiku - a beautiful thing.

Jacinda November 30 at 5:07pm
Kyle's going to be the next Stephen King. Cameos in all of his movies. And btw, this is ridiculous. If I knew this thread was going to become this ridiculous I would have just texted all of you individually. But alas, I did not. SO, my address is
2556 w 5th St
in case any of you haven't been there or forgot. Bring beer and warm clothes.


Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 30 at 5:09pm
Victory
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Ilyse Kaplan November 30 at 5:29pm
For all da jews out there (just me, feather, and neal huh?) I will bring some hunnukah goodies for the first night and ask that you all join me in lighting the menorah
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Kenneth Quinn Brown IV November 30 at 5:46pm
im jewish, thanks.


Benjamin Font November 30 at 5:52pm
Gimmel.


Lauren Fay November 30 at 5:59pm
wow, impress knowledge, mr. font


Ilyse Kaplan November 30 at 6:03pm
Are you really kenneth?
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Neal Cohen November 30 at 6:08pm
Only from the waist down.


Lauren Fay November 30 at 6:17pm
way to insult your own people, neal!


Lauren Fay November 30 at 6:23pm
i personally am enjoying this thread all too much. it helps me pass the time at my job.

ilyse, let's make potato pancakes??
kenneth, i think you're lying...
self, you were a bad jew today when you hung christmas lights all of your house.
cinda, i'd like to thank you for getting this started.
kyle, i would love to see you try and play me. but first you'll need to find a way to make five dollars, to afford to borrow my spirit. so i guess we'll have to wait til about 2015 for that.... zingggggg. but if you're sick and dying by then (as desired by your agent, ms. walker, to help you gain fame), i'll let the five dollars slide.
but speaking of sick and dying, i'd like to take this time to send a message for all the children of the world: jews, christians, and everyone else under the rainbow.
the message is as follows:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LGWjY6DCio



sick/circle Manimal 2010
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Neal Cohen November 30 at 6:23pm
Did I mention to everyone that I own a Yiddish version of Monopoly called "Chutzpah"? It was my parents' game, from the late 60's. Maybe we can ALL be Jewish tomorrow.


James Saunders November 30 at 6:24pm
God no. Get it?

Toño Diaz November 30 at 6:30pm
Is there any acceptable segue into offensive religion jokes?
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Lauren Fay November 30 at 6:33pm
p.s. sleeping at 4 pm is unacceptable. that's why were buzzing you. we were being good friends.


Ilyse Kaplan November 30 at 6:39pm
Feather-lets definitely make potato pancakes!
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Dominoe Alessandra Farris-Gilbert November 30 at 7:06pm
can i help? Im half jew. and i love cooking.


Lauren Fay November 30 at 7:10pm
i've never made them before....
maybe i can get a recipe from my mom.
kyle's transcript has turned into a cookbook.


James Saunders November 30 at 7:23pm
Its not very wintery or jewy but I might bring over some guac.


Toño Diaz November 30 at 7:27pm
I'm not very jewy and neither are the hot cheetos I'm bringin...I'm backin' some guac.
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Neal Cohen November 30 at 7:51pm
Latkes are not easy to make well. Just sayin'.


Lauren Fay November 30 at 7:56pm
screw you neal. go eat some haagen-dazs!
also, guac is the key to my heart.


James Saunders November 30 at 7:58pm
@Feather then its settled.


Neal Cohen November 30 at 8:01pm
Didn't you say Haagen-Dazs was from Brooklyn? Sounds Jewish to me!


Lauren Fay November 30 at 8:07pm
they're made up words,
sounds more german than jewish to me...
and yes brooklyn
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A4agen-Dazs


Häagen-Dazs - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Häagen-Dazs (pronounced /ˈhɑːɡəndɑːs/) is a brand of ice cream, established by Polish immigrants Reuben and Rose Mattus in the Bronx, New York, in 1961. Starting with only three flavors: vanilla, chocolate, and coffee, the company opened its first retail store in Brooklyn, NY, on November 15, 1976[1


Neal Cohen November 30 at 8:10pm
And those two were Jewish:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuben_and_Rose_Mattus

Reuben and Rose Mattus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Rose Mattus (23 November 1916 – 28 November 2006) was born as Rose Vesel into a tailoring family who made theatrical costumes in Manchester. Her Jewish parents had come from Poland. They briefly moved to Belfast with a theatre company and left for New York in 1921 when Rose was five years old.


Lauren Fay November 30 at 8:11pm Reply • Report
foreign branding.... meant to look scandinavian in fact!


Shannon Griffith November 30 at 8:13pm
Yikes, my phone is going crazzzzzy
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Toño Diaz November 30 at 8:21pm
I'm stoked this is quickly becoming a drunken potluck, cuz, well, what else could be better?! But we have neglected to ask: what games are we planning for...game night?
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James Saunders November 30 at 8:22pm
Chutes and Whores.


Neal Cohen November 30 at 8:24pm
Monopolygamy



Toño Diaz November 30 at 8:25pm
Striptionary.
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Neal Cohen November 30 at 8:26pm
Scaboo


Lauren Fay November 30 at 8:27pm
i have a "get to know each other better" type game that will be fun (when drunk).


Toño Diaz November 30 at 8:29pm
Isn't that just being wasted...with a bunch of people?
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James Saunders November 30 at 8:30pm
Gin, Booze, or Fall? Im panicking sorry...


Alexis Walker November 30 at 8:30pm
I would like to formally Thank all the people who have been promoting Mr. Font in this thread, as I, his agent, am on my Christmas Break.
That being said, Mr. Font, all these people are unknowingly working/hired for/by me, so any sales from this thread I still will receive my cut. Thanks the the holidays off.
xx
ho ho ho


Neal Cohen November 30 at 8:32pm
Hungry Hungry Hip-packs (for Richie)


Lauren Fay November 30 at 8:32pm
no jose, it's called playing doctor! not really, i do have an actual game in mind.


Lauren Fay November 30 at 8:33pm
for any who were at my xmas game night at my old place in koreatown, it's that game. i believe that's ilyse and brandon only...


Cassondra Carper November 30 at 9:10pm
can we make this a slumber party?? i promise that when i awake i'll let you know what color my pee is.


Neal Cohen November 30 at 9:11pm
YR DOING IT WRONG.

I think it's what color the stick turns when you pee on it.

Cassondra Carper November 30 at 9:13pm
neal is always trying to get me to pee on his "stick".


Cassondra Carper November 30 at 9:30pm
too much? maybe. sorry. had some drinks... eh.


Alexis Walker November 30 at 9:41pm
how to i invite Katie K to this?


Alexis Walker November 30 at 9:41pm
do*
and dylan


Dominoe Alessandra Farris-Gilbert November 30 at 9:44pm call them on a phone


Richie Molyneux November 30 at 10:50pm
So quiet in here!
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Richie Molyneux November 30 at 10:53pm
Anyone have Left Right Center dice? Alternately three regular dice will get us a Cee Lo game (squatting required) Also also, improvised Apple To Apples is the funnest.
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Neal Cohen December 1 at 12:17am
BTW, first one of us who gets married is having this entire transcript read at their wedding


Toño Diaz December 1 at 12:53am
First one drunk has to recite the entire transcript. Each mess up will cost you one article of clothing.
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Benjamin Font December 1 at 12:55am
I don't have any clean underwears, so lets hope for the sake of all of you that I'm not the first one drunk(lets be honest though, there's a high probability I will be), because if those little slacks come of there won't be a goddamn covering up what's underneath.


Benjamin Font December 1 at 12:55am
Also, I'm not going. So don't worry everyone.


Toño Diaz December 1 at 12:57am
Fuck. I'm going commando too. Anywhooo, someone on this thread called it, in person, said: "He probably won't even show up."
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Lauren Fay December 1 at 1:30am
how come mark isn't a part of this? what, just cause someone lives in a house they don't get invited to things taking place in it?

kyle, is it because you're scared after last time and how angry we got at your pick for 20 questions?


Neal Cohen December 1 at 7:50am
Yeah, I'm not sure if "Does anyone have ten bucks I can borrow?" was really in the spirit of the game.


Jacinda December 1 at 11:06am
@Neal, you only say that because it clearly won't be you
@Kyle, that's dumb
@Feather, it's true, I didn't include him because he was standing over my shoulder when i wrote the message
@Alexis, I agree with Dominoe, call her
@Cassondra, yes you can stay over, and no I don't want to know what color your pee is, but mark does


Kenneth Quinn Brown IV December 1 at 11:19am
what are you guys even talking about?


Toño Diaz December 1 at 11:49am
Ditto. I'm completely lost. Is anyone else worried that all the blueballing from this transcript might overpower actual gamenight?
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Dominoe Alessandra Farris-Gilbert December 1 at 11:50am
no. im not. taboo will always prevail!


Jacinda December 1 at 12:00pm
Game night will always prevail. And if not, we can just sit on our phones and add to the thread while sitting next to each other. That could be equally as fun.


Cassondra Carper December 1 at 12:46pm
@richie-- i have 'left-right-center'!! i keep it in my trunk
@jacinda-- YAY, thank you and... fine.


Lauren Fay December 1 at 12:50pm
am i the only one without a fancy phone with internet?


Brandon Kennedy December 1 at 12:56pm
No, I carry around a rotary tele in my pocket, but no that isn't the receiver...


Neal Cohen December 1 at 3:14pm
If the "like" option was available here, Cassondra could have added a couple hundred more to her total
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Cassondra Carper December 1 at 3:18pm
SRSLY!! don't EVEN get me started on how i feel about this lack of "like" option.
plus, you know what i REALLY like?? seeing all of ya'lls on an f***ing wednesday!! i wonder if you look the same on a weekday... hmmm....


Toño Diaz December 1 at 3:22pm
Sad how most people on the thread will prob pussy out last minute...I might be one of them. (Dun dun duuuun)
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Neal Cohen December 1 at 3:25pm
More pussy in, less pussy out plz
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Richie Molyneux December 1 at 3:26pm
Mark and Cinda, I'm already inside your house. Don't try to find me, I'm going to take a nap and set an alarm for 9:30. Got a few granola bars and a smartwater so I'm good.
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Julianna Lacoste December 1 at 3:26pm
whoa.


Julianna Lacoste December 1 at 3:30pm
If I found you curled up, sleeping, somewhere in my house holding smart water like a bottle, i wouldn't even blink an eye. actually, i want that to be my Christmas present


Jacinda December 1 at 3:54pm
LOL for sure. I wouldn't even be startled. I would just cover you in a blanket, remove your glasses, and make sure there was a young coconut next to your bed. Much like I do for Mark.


Jacinda December 1 at 3:55pm
Also, this is apparently getting much bigger than intended. So Jose, I hope you're right. No offense to anyone. i love you all.


Neal Cohen December 1 at 4:07pm
Richie, if you find any scotchguard and need a huffing partner, lemme know
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Jacinda December 1 at 5:20pm
huffing is for amateurs


Julianna Lacoste December 1 at 5:22pm
ha not really


Neal Cohen December 1 at 5:38pm
Wasn't there some leftover huffing from hanksgiving?


Neal Cohen December 1 at 8:14pm
This thread was so much cooler when it first started.



Lauren Fay December 2 at 7:57pm
and the thread is offically dead :(


Richie Molyneux December 3 at 12:26pm
Beep.
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Richie Molyneux December 3 at 12:26pm
...beeeeep.
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Benjamin Font December 3 at 12:31pm
Speaking of "Beep," Julianna Lacoste was quoted as saying, "I cannot tell you how much I enjoy this...I love it!! BeepBeep," in reaction to this video:

[Everyone repost this, everywhere, and convince those around you to donate whatever they can, as often as they can. Also, I have no apologies about turning this thread into a venue for promoting myself. And to those of you on this thread who appear in the video, you look great - you all just look so great. Especially you, Neal and Brandon.]

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Brandon Kennedy December 3 at 1:02pm
Was working on some music for this last night, got some good idears, I think!

James Saunders December 3 at 1:26pm
Really awesome job Benjamin.

Lauren Fay December 3 at 1:30pm
that shot of ericka's bedroom window is about as creepy as it gets

Benjamin Font December 3 at 1:34pm
Brandon: Can't wait to hear those ideas.
James: Thank you:
Lauren Fay: That's not Ericka's bedroom window.

James Saunders December 3 at 1:41pm
I actually really enjoy your words.

Lauren Fay December 3 at 3:15pm Reply • Report
it's not??? you could have fooled me...